What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

I like God is love and lives within you.

But this is not

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

You shall not bear false witness.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?